My name is Hannah and I'm 18. I'm unreasonably obsessed with taylor swift and fifth harmony.
job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job
I’m grown but I’m not grown grown
Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.