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My name is Hannah and I'm 18. I'm unreasonably obsessed with taylor swift and fifth harmony.


therapist:so how's everything
me:stay in your lane


kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

(via noodleshaboodle)



vlmarq:

srkdall:

5265ad:

I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

Lmaoooooooo!

(Source: ciswhitemalekkk)